Friday, March 14, 2014

You know you're a Golfstar addict when...

  • You've heard "What's more important, that golf game or me?"
  • You play golf at the grocery store, restaurants, church and while driving to work.
  • You start your first-ever blog and bug other players for tips to put on it.
  • You just notice you have grown a beard.
  • Your wife left for work and you didn't notice, because you were -7 after six holes at Sands.
  • You spend all day at work refreshing the hub page and rereading the old posts if there's nothing new.
  • You actually start liking elevator music.
  • Your hub post follows someone else's, and they both say "just now" for the timestamp.
  • Your mind is filled with reasons why you are an addict.
  • You play on the weekend, realize it's time for dinner, and you are still in your nightie.
  • You play until you fell asleep and wake up with the iPad still in your hands.
  • The battery is running low, and you have to connect to a charger to continue playing.
  • You haven't gone to bed and your wife asks why you didn't, you pretend you got up early.
  • You say "But I've just been invited - I'll only be a few minutes!"
  • You have more than one device to play on, and you use them both at the same time.
  • You sneak a hole or two in at work while you're waiting for your computer to load a program.
  • You ask for a slower computer at work so it will take even longer to load programs.
  • You wonder why your phone or tablet always needs charging.
  • You check the Hub before work emails.
  • You can divide ANY number by 3.75 in your head.
  • Someone says "Hi", and you don't even look up.
  • You wake up and play a round before getting out of bed.
  • You wake up and check the hub before getting out of bed.
  • You wake up and don't get out of bed all day, just lie there playing.
  • You hijack a Hub thread to flirt with the Women of Golfstar.
  • You sell your real clubs so you can buy more stars.
  • You hate getting a call, because it interrupts your game.
  • You don't feel like playing, and there's nothing on the Hub.  So you sit there endlessly scrolling up and down your friend list looking for someone to make an eagle.

8 comments:

  1. How do you get golf pass

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  2. Click your heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home" and one will magically appear.

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  3. THAT IS SO ME after only 2 weeks ������
    here's another one :
    You miss your anniversary hunting odd jobs around your neighborhood because there is a limited time deal on an unlimited hearts pass and you only have 2 hours till it expires. ... and feel completely justified ������

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  4. I'm addicted, do you still play? No new blog posts since 2014.

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  5. I'm addicted, do you still play? No new blog posts since 2014.

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  6. On my 32nd day of playing i got the 5000 hole milestone (155 holes a day). The next day I reached level 70.
    Twitch twitch.

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  7. On my 32nd day of playing i got the 5000 hole milestone (155 holes a day). The next day I reached level 70.
    Twitch twitch.

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