- You've heard "What's more important, that golf game or me?"
- You play golf at the grocery store, restaurants, church and while driving to work.
- You start your first-ever blog and bug other players for tips to put on it.
- You just notice you have grown a beard.
- Your wife left for work and you didn't notice, because you were -7 after six holes at Sands.
- You spend all day at work refreshing the hub page and rereading the old posts if there's nothing new.
- You actually start liking elevator music.
- Your hub post follows someone else's, and they both say "just now" for the timestamp.
- Your mind is filled with reasons why you are an addict.
- You play on the weekend, realize it's time for dinner, and you are still in your nightie.
- You play until you fell asleep and wake up with the iPad still in your hands.
- The battery is running low, and you have to connect to a charger to continue playing.
- You haven't gone to bed and your wife asks why you didn't, you pretend you got up early.
- You say "But I've just been invited - I'll only be a few minutes!"
- You have more than one device to play on, and you use them both at the same time.
- You sneak a hole or two in at work while you're waiting for your computer to load a program.
- You ask for a slower computer at work so it will take even longer to load programs.
- You wonder why your phone or tablet always needs charging.
- You check the Hub before work emails.
- You can divide ANY number by 3.75 in your head.
- Someone says "Hi", and you don't even look up.
- You wake up and play a round before getting out of bed.
- You wake up and check the hub before getting out of bed.
- You wake up and don't get out of bed all day, just lie there playing.
- You hijack a Hub thread to flirt with the Women of Golfstar.
- You sell your real clubs so you can buy more stars.
- You hate getting a call, because it interrupts your game.
- You don't feel like playing, and there's nothing on the Hub. So you sit there endlessly scrolling up and down your friend list looking for someone to make an eagle.
A collection of information, links, and observations on this highly addictive game.
Friday, March 14, 2014
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I'm addicted, do you still play? No new blog posts since 2014.
ReplyDeleteI'm addicted, do you still play? No new blog posts since 2014.
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